There’s an empty spot I’ve always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.

Matt Groening (via larmoyante)

I don’t know the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to please everyone.

Bill Cosby (via quote-book)

I may like to harp on and on about how I hate everyone and rely on no one, but I can honestly say without my friends I’d be a hilariously stupid wreck.